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Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.