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Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

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