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Sports
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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Puns
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Cape Canaveral.
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Food & Drinks
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
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Animals
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
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How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
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Animals
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
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People
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
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Holiday
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Political
Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
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Puns
What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
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Puns
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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People
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?
He picked 7 up instead.
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Puns
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
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