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Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.