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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.