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Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.