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Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

a woman dressed up as Catwoman poses atop a small yellow structureEntertainment

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Her purrrse.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."