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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

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Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

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Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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