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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

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Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.