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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
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Animals
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
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Animals
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
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Sports
What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
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Puns
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
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Outdoors
Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
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Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
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Food & Drinks
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
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Puns
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
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Holiday
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
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Puns
Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
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Education
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Vehicles
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
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Puns
What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
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Animals
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
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Food & Drinks
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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Holiday
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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