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How did the toad die?

He croaked.

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Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

a close-up of a blue and white Ultramarine Flycatcher bird perched on a branchAnimals

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.