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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Puns

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Take steps to avoid them.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.