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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

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Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.