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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.