How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

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Santa pause.

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Forget it. It's way over your head.

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

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What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

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Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

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A Yolkswagen.

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Hush puppies.

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What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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Sean Pen.

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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Looking for a specific joke?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.