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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Animals

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.