Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

a close-up of a valet wearing a white glove opening a car doorPeople

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.