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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.