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Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.