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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

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Food & Drinks

How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.