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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.