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Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.