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Animals
How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
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Travel
Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
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Animals
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
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Animals
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can.
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Current Events
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?
Oscar the grouch.
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Puns
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
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Entertainment
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
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Education
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
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Current Events
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
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Animals
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Animals
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
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Animals
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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People
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Tom Holland.
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Food & Drinks
What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone.
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