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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.