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Puns
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
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Animals
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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Animals
What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
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Family
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
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Animals
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
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Holiday
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
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Education
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
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Animals
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Puns
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
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Vehicles
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
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Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
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Animals
What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
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Puns
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
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Food & Drinks
What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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