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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.