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Forget it. It's way over your head.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

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Put them in a barking lot.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

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What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Looking for a specific joke?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.