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Education
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Outdoors
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Well, they are a big step forward.
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Puns
What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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Animals
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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Animals
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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Holiday
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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Professional
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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Animals
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
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Puns
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Political
What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
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Entertainment
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
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Holiday
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
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Holiday
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
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Entertainment
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
R2 detour.
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Entertainment
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
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