Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.

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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

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What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

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Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

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When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

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What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

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Why are trees always so positive?

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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.