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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.