Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

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What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

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Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.