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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.