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People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

a close-up of four small owls huddled together on a branchAnimals

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.