Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

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What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

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Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

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What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Looking for a specific joke?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.