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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!