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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

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Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!