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Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.