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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.