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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Animals
Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
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Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
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Animals
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
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People
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She'll Let It Go.
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Entertainment
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
R2 detour.
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Animals
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
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Science
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
It's called the water cycle.
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What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
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People
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
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Outdoors
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
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How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
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Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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Outdoors
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
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How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
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