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Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Puns

How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.