Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

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Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

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Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.