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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

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a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

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Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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