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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!