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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.