What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

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Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

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What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.