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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

a close-up of a valet wearing a white glove opening a car doorPeople

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.