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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.