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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

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Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.