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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

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What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

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Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

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Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

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