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Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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