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Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.