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What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

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Family

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

InstaGram.

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Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

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Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

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