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What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.