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Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

a close-up of a white mouse looking through the wholes in a piece of cheeseAnimals

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!