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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.