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A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

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Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Puns

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.