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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

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What game can you play while eating dinner?

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What is the difference between baseball and law?

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Why do Olympians never overheat?

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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

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What position does lemonade play in baseball?

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

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Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

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When fish play football, who is the captain?

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What do an English major and a football player have in common?

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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

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Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

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What's a decade's favorite sport?

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

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What dish does only a baseball player use?

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When is a baseball player like a thief?

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What part of a football field is never the same?

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What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

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How does cardboard get its workout in?

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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

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What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

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What stories are told by basketball players?

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Why did the goal post get angry?

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

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What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

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Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

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What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

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What sport requires no movement at all?

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

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Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

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What do a striker and a magician have in common?

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What is a golfer's favorite bird?