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a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

a group of three people going over color palates while looking at a laptopPuns

What sport is full of interior designers?

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

a black and white bull photoshopped in a china shopPuns

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

a glass pitcher and cup of milk sit on an outdoor table with cows in the backgroundPuns

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

two colorful tropical fish are swimming near each otherPuns

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

an excited person holds 17 one-hundred dollar bills fanned out in front of their facePuns

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

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Why did the map not want to be weighed?

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Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

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What do you call an arctic cow?

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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

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What do you do when two snails fight?

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

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My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

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What did the rug say to the floor?

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

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What is an insect's favorite game?

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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

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What is a pig's favorite ballet?

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

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How often should you make chemistry jokes?

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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

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What did the painter say to the wall?

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

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What animals love to close envelopes?

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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

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What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

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What do you call a joke book for chickens?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

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Why were the atoms always hungry?

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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

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What game do cows play at parties?