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a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendarProfessional

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expressionProfessional

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

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How does NASA organize a company party?

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

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Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?